History says polygamy. We say poly possibilities.

Let's imagine... what if the wives were bi? A little revisionist history, a little chaotic queer energy, and a lot of questions the Utah State Capitol probably isn’t ready to answer.

Perfect for anyone who loves religious satire, complex relationship dynamics, or just shaking the patriarchy off its pedestal. Because maybe the real scandal wasn’t the number of wives, it was the missed opportunities for bisexual representation.

Show it proudly. Confuse a pioneer reenactor. Start a conversation Brigham wouldn’t know how to have.



• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length

• Open main compartment