History says polygamy. We say poly possibilities.

Let's play an imagination game... what if the wives were bi? A little revisionist history, a little chaotic queer energy, and a lot of questions the Utah State Capitol probably isn’t ready to answer.

Perfect for anyone who loves religious satire, complex relationship dynamics, or just shaking the patriarchy off its pedestal. Because maybe the real scandal wasn’t the number of wives, it was the missed opportunities for bisexual representation.

Show it proudly. Confuse a pioneer reenactor. Start a conversation Brigham wouldn’t know how to have.

• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

25 oz (739 ml) size:

• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid

40 oz (1183 ml) size:

• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid

Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!