Wholesome? Check. Wiggly? Always. Threat to traditional values? You know it.

This mashes up two of Utah’s most iconic exports: green Jello and the ever-feared gay agenda. Because nothing terrifies a culture built on casseroles and conformity more than a dessert that jiggles and demands justice.

Serve it chilled and garnished with petty defiance.



• 100% combed cotton

• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose

• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn diameter: 28 singles

• Pre-shrunk

• Regular fit

• Crew neck

• Side-seamed construction

• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem

• Ribbed collar

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping