Wholesome? Check. Wiggly? Always. Threat to traditional values? You know it.

This mashes up two of Utah’s most iconic exports: green Jello and the ever-feared gay agenda. Because nothing terrifies a culture built on casseroles and conformity more than a dessert that jiggles and demands justice.

Serve it chilled and garnished with petty defiance.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!