History says polygamy. We say poly possibilities.

Let's imagine... what if the wives were bi? A little revisionist history, a little chaotic queer energy, and a lot of questions the Utah State Capitol probably isn’t ready to answer.

Perfect for anyone who loves religious satire, complex relationship dynamics, or just shaking the patriarchy off its pedestal. Because maybe the real scandal wasn’t the number of wives, it was the missed opportunities for bisexual representation.

Show it proudly. Confuse a pioneer reenactor. Start a conversation Brigham wouldn’t know how to have.



• 100% combed cotton 

• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton

• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

• Relaxed fit

• Cropped length

• Ribbed crew neck 

• Dropped shoulders

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Double-needle hems

• Preshrunk